An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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