scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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