yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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