So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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