White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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