Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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