It's Friday. Sex?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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