We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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