If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Found your dick twin last night
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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