Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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