She's JV to your varsity
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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