my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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