i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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