I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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