dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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