If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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