Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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