Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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