Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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