I hate all girls vehemently.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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