Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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