Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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