whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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