new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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