If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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