let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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