I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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