I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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