I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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