my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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