It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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