so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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