dude i'm inner monologue high
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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