You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
