hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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