im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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