I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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