soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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