i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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