how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
