I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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