I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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