i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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