have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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