addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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