that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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