I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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