ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Quick, to the slutcave!
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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