I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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