Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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