heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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