i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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