All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
