Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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