your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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