I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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