I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We talked him into tasing himself.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Randomize
