i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just invented taco cereal.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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